Congratulations.
If you clicked this tab, you were exactly the person we made it for.
Before proceeding, please confirm:
You have said “we should leave in 5 minutes” at least 4 times today
Your GPS ETA is optimistic at best
You believe “fashionably late” is a personality trait
You are currently reading this while still getting ready
The RSVP deadline is July 15th.
Not “start thinking about it on July 15th.”
Not “text us ‘sorry just seeing this’ on July 16th.”
Actually RSVP by July 15th.
We say this with love.
Late RSVP / No RSVP Packing List:
Since tables and place cards will already be set, please come prepared with:
BYOC — Bring Your Own Chair
BYOF — Bring Your Own Food
A flashlight to find a random corner to sit in
Your best apology speech
Cash for bribing the wedding coordinator
Again… all with love.
The wedding starts at 3:30 PM.
Not “leave the house at 3:30 PM.”
Not “start curling your hair at 3:30 PM.”
Actually starts at 3:30 PM.
If you arrive late, please remember:
The dramatic entrance was not scheduled
The ceremony will not pause for you
Everyone will turn around when you walk in
Speed-walking while whispering “sorry” is encouraged
We say this with love.