Congratulations.

If you clicked this tab, you were exactly the person we made it for.

Before proceeding, please confirm:

You have said “we should leave in 5 minutes” at least 4 times today

Your GPS ETA is optimistic at best

You believe “fashionably late” is a personality trait

You are currently reading this while still getting ready

The RSVP deadline is July 15th.

Not “start thinking about it on July 15th.”

Not “text us ‘sorry just seeing this’ on July 16th.”

Actually RSVP by July 15th.

We say this with love.

Late RSVP / No RSVP Packing List:

Since tables and place cards will already be set, please come prepared with:

BYOC — Bring Your Own Chair

BYOF — Bring Your Own Food

A flashlight to find a random corner to sit in

Your best apology speech

Cash for bribing the wedding coordinator

Again… all with love.

The wedding starts at 3:30 PM.

Not “leave the house at 3:30 PM.”

Not “start curling your hair at 3:30 PM.”

Actually starts at 3:30 PM.

If you arrive late, please remember:

The dramatic entrance was not scheduled

The ceremony will not pause for you

Everyone will turn around when you walk in

Speed-walking while whispering “sorry” is encouraged

We say this with love.